ten lessons of the week
the following is a list of things that i have learned this week:
1. lesson learned: any restaurant that makes you pay for a glass you break (and apologize for) is not worth frequenting. no matter how shitty and overpriced the coffee.
2. lesson learned: hickeys over the age of 13 make you look like a cheap cheap whore.
3. lesson learned: if a skirt is to be worn on a motorbike it must have some stretch to it. if not, when filled with haste, it is bound to rip.
4. lesson learned: if you are tired, even if you set three alarms, you are going to be at least 42 minutes late for work. twice.
5. lesson learned: your friends can be the most inspiring people you will ever meet.
6. lesson learned: when you are stretching your body and soul it is okay to cry.
7. lesson learned: my mother will always be my hero. a short letter from her makes my heart swell. the knowledge that she admires me is my blanket.
8. lesson learned: your siblings do not have to be your best friends. blood brings you together...but friendship can take a lifetime.
9. lesson learned: children are so intuitive. they can sense when you need a hug, tell you that you are beautiful, and search for the words to make you feel special.
10. lesson learned: wearing fantastic underwear can change your whole outlook.
1. lesson learned: any restaurant that makes you pay for a glass you break (and apologize for) is not worth frequenting. no matter how shitty and overpriced the coffee.
2. lesson learned: hickeys over the age of 13 make you look like a cheap cheap whore.
3. lesson learned: if a skirt is to be worn on a motorbike it must have some stretch to it. if not, when filled with haste, it is bound to rip.
4. lesson learned: if you are tired, even if you set three alarms, you are going to be at least 42 minutes late for work. twice.
5. lesson learned: your friends can be the most inspiring people you will ever meet.
6. lesson learned: when you are stretching your body and soul it is okay to cry.
7. lesson learned: my mother will always be my hero. a short letter from her makes my heart swell. the knowledge that she admires me is my blanket.
8. lesson learned: your siblings do not have to be your best friends. blood brings you together...but friendship can take a lifetime.
9. lesson learned: children are so intuitive. they can sense when you need a hug, tell you that you are beautiful, and search for the words to make you feel special.
10. lesson learned: wearing fantastic underwear can change your whole outlook.
posted by isobella at 9:05 AM
1 Comments:
i've said it before and i'll say it again. i love the way you write, heather. witty and brilliant. these aphorisms are cool. if you ever get a chance to come by the messageboard i made, check out this thread:
http://www.aimoo.com/forum/postview.cfm?id=623495&CategoryID=386772&startcat=1&ThreadID=1783274it would be a great place to share these.
ciao, darling!
:)sooz
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