agressive thoughts about my computer at work (and other thoughts to occupy my time to avoid hurting others)

"come on baby, don't be like that..."

1 mississippi, 2 mississippi, 3 mississippi, 4 mississippi, 5 mississippi, 6 mississippi...OH LOOK! YOU FUCKING FROZE!

good thing i have nothing better to do...

*ages one year*

*paints nails to watch them dry*

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? but really, what is stopping the poor fellow? anyone can chuck wood if they put their minds to it...

STAND
EYE = I UNDERSTAND

October 28th - 9 months = i was conceived at the end of january. hooray for cold canadian winters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the end.