Wednesday, December 08, 2004

dear blogger

dear blogger,

i would like to thank you for taking my pretty shitty ass night last night and watering it with acid and poison. i waited and waited for you to work...loading and reloading, restarting the computer...asking others for help...yet for some reason, you wanted nothing to do with me.

i left smiles' house in tears, over something so silly, and went to clear my head before i paid you a visit. i went to the top of rang hill and meditated for an hour, and then slowly made my way back into town, prepared to talk. i went to the cafe, and waited and waited. every other site was fine, but you, oh you dear friend...were a miserable bastard. in a fit of rage i pushed my chair back and stormed out, and then remembered i had to pay. between you and your friend hello, you would think you two could work something out so that you are both working on the same day.

while waiting, i did, however, manage to find this out about myself:


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low


Take the Dante's" Inferno Hell Test

charming, huh?

and on the way home i was splashed by copious amounts of unknown-watery substance. i can't think of a worse feeling than being in thailand on a motorbike and being splashed in the face and arms with unknown-watery-sunstance. i would rather drink urine.

and so, i will be waiting for your apology. i am hurt. i am sad that in my time of need you weren't there for me. i am slowly thinking i might be able to forgive you, but for now, i am angry.

that is all for now.

your friend for so long,
isobella

1 Comments:

Blogger bava said...

It looks like a toss-up between 2 and 6, huh? Well, if you ever get a day pass, and tire of your lust, you can come visit me on level 6. Go heresy!

And to think, I almost landed in Limbo.

I still think I'd prefer to be trapped in a room with three other people and a hallway of flames just outside the door. Makes for an interesting play, anyway.

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